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silver bullet
New Member
United Kingdom
47 Posts |
 Posted - 07 July 2007 : 20:06:07
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8 foreign doctors, 3 bombs, no deaths.
Harold Shipman, 1 doctor, 1 syringe, 300 dead.
Makes you proud to be british!
Boy asks his granny "have u seen my pills ? they were labelled lsd". granny replies "f**k the pills, have u seen the dragons in the kitchen!"
2 irishmen were making letter bombs. Pat says "mick do you think iv'e put enough explosives in this envelope?" "dont know" says mick, "open it and see". "but it will explode!" says pat. mick says "dont be f***ing stupid, its not addressed to you!".
sorry if these offend people!!!!!
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grasshopper
Senior Member
1652 Posts |
Posted - 07 July 2007 : 20:41:01
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shows how clever you are.. or am I commiting a faux pas - couple of jokes?
Don't ever count laps for me.... |
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silver bullet
New Member
United Kingdom
47 Posts |
Posted - 08 July 2007 : 00:05:29
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| i can not count properly i got a "d" in maths wen i was at school lol |
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ianholt
Average Member
United Kingdom
750 Posts |
Posted - 08 July 2007 : 12:03:22
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| How did you do in english? lol |
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silver bullet
New Member
United Kingdom
47 Posts |
Posted - 08 July 2007 : 18:04:20
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| to be honest think i got "C" not sure i do not need any gcse results you do not need them to answer a phone or look at cctv moniters lol |
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fastertrigger
New Member
United Kingdom
74 Posts |
Posted - 09 July 2007 : 18:41:31
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why did the rooster cross the road
to show his girl friend he isn't a chicken. |
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grasshopper
Senior Member
1652 Posts |
Posted - 09 July 2007 : 22:13:47
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Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? to visit his flat-mate.
Father Hedgehog teaching his son how to cross the road " And when you see the lights coming, get in the middle of them and curl up, they'll be a whoosh and a roar then you can get across"
" Yes Dad, I'm still scared but I'll give it a go" and off he went across the road, halfway across he heard a noise and saw the lights coming. Doing as his Dad said he aimed for the middle and curled up. the Whoosh came, then SPLAT!
"Sod it, forgot to warn him about Reliants" |
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fastertrigger
New Member
United Kingdom
74 Posts |
Posted - 10 July 2007 : 15:49:22
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| hehe thats a good one mate do you no anymore. |
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ianholt
Average Member
United Kingdom
750 Posts |
Posted - 10 July 2007 : 17:15:21
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| Knock Knock! |
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grasshopper
Senior Member
1652 Posts |
Posted - 11 July 2007 : 01:32:47
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| Who's there? |
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ianholt
Average Member
United Kingdom
750 Posts |
Posted - 13 July 2007 : 19:55:53
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| I done up! |
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grasshopper
Senior Member
1652 Posts |
Posted - 13 July 2007 : 20:04:52
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I done up who?
yeah that's really adult humour.... |
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ianholt
Average Member
United Kingdom
750 Posts |
Posted - 13 July 2007 : 20:29:09
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| lol |
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grasshopper
Senior Member
1652 Posts |
Posted - 13 July 2007 : 23:50:01
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2 Irish fellas talking " will yer help me wid dis jigsaw Mick? it's supposed to be a Tiger but all der pieces look alike"
'Put 'em back in der box yer Tick Booger - dem's Frosties!' |
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