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ianholt
Average Member

United Kingdom
750 Posts

Posted - 21 December 2011 : 19:45:59

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QRJ_tGzJpY&feature=share

grasshopper
Senior Member

1652 Posts

Posted - 21 December 2011 : 21:41:18

I always wonder wwhat the poster of particular links was looking for when they come across things like they do.......

There's me thinking that Ian was one of the nice guys.....

TomTom
Average Member

Kyrgyzstan
596 Posts

Posted - 23 January 2012 : 20:33:41

In light of Antony Worrall Thompsons recent predicament.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJXTe0dl3Y

jamstaff106
New Member

United Kingdom
16 Posts

Posted - 23 January 2012 : 22:25:47

I can't believe he stole the cheese..... How Dairy!

hpi_guy
Junior Member

United Kingdom
401 Posts

Posted - 24 January 2012 : 07:19:33

He has to do some tyme for that

Tnx king
Junior Member

United Kingdom
331 Posts

Posted - 24 January 2012 : 13:38:28

there didnt seem to be mushroom in that cell,, Yep thats shallot

jamstaff106
New Member

United Kingdom
16 Posts

Posted - 24 January 2012 : 21:50:33

He nicked the cheese but he ended up doing porridge.....

jamstaff106
New Member

United Kingdom
16 Posts

Posted - 24 January 2012 : 21:56:51

When I first heard that Stephen Hawkin had reached 70...... I thought to myself "f**k me, that's one powerful wheelchair."

TomTom
Average Member

Kyrgyzstan
596 Posts

Posted - 25 January 2012 : 15:38:34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqdDjzIjTlE&feature=fvwrel

This was on BBC Look North

TomTom
Average Member

Kyrgyzstan
596 Posts

Posted - 02 February 2012 : 22:54:02

It was Daves birthday and because he had been such a good husband over the last year his wife takes him to the lap dancing club for a special treat.

As they walk up to the entrance the doorman stops them and says "Now then Dave, hows tricks?" Dave begins to panic and his wife scowls at him. "How does he know you?" she asks. Quickly thinking of an excuse, he finally replies "He plays football with me on a Sunday".

They both enter the club and go straight to the bar. The barman sees them waiting and comes across. "Ay up Dave" he shouts "Do you want your usual?" Daves wife face turns to thunder. "How does HE know you?" Dave keeps a cool head as he thinks of another excuse. "I play in the darts league with him".

They take their drinks and sit down at a table when one of the strippers walks over and says into Daves ear "Hello stranger do you fancy a special show again like last time?" Daves wife is furious and grabs him by the arm and drags him out and straight into a waiting taxi.

As the taxi sets off, the driver looks in his mirror. "****ing hell Dave, youve pulled a right munter tonight, even by your standards!!"

ianholt
Average Member

United Kingdom
750 Posts

Posted - 03 February 2012 : 06:51:45

I got a knock on the door last night. It was a charity worker asking if I could help with the floods in Pakistan? I said I would love to but my hose pipe only reaches to the end of the drive!

hpi_guy
Junior Member

United Kingdom
401 Posts

Posted - 03 February 2012 : 07:28:15

I was in bed at 3 am when there was a knock on the door I went down answered it and there was a voice saying give us a push I just said "no" but he persisted until it woke my wife up and said "just remember when the car broke down and you needed help" so regrettably I went down for the third time and again I was asked for a push do I said "ok where are you?" he said "over here on the swings"

TomTom
Average Member

Kyrgyzstan
596 Posts

Posted - 08 February 2012 : 19:10:15

Got sent to jail last night. I was raped 24 hours solid....

Sometimes I think my uncle takes monopoly a bit too seriously.